Affleck vs. Damon - Who Would You F*ck?
by E. Christopher Clark | Monday, February 25, 2008
I’ve had Sarah Silverman’s “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” video saved as a favorite on YouTube since I first spotted it on the Best Week Ever blog back at the beginning of the month. Over the weekend, I fired up the AppleTV and showed it to my wife, my sister-in-law, and her husband. They all roared with laughter. My daughter, Kaylee, who will turn two in March, didn’t quite get it. “What’s with all the beeping, Daddy?” she would have asked, were her vocabulary expansive enough to allow for such a query.
Anyway, I think I like Jimmy Kimmel’s payback video even more. What can I say? I’m a sucker for the celebrity/pseudo-celebrity cameo. And this vid’s got that going on in spades. McLovin and Huey Lewis in the same clip? Sign me up!
How about you, Geek Forcers? Which of these two View Askew alums would you rather get down and dirty with? Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
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Comments
E. Christopher Clark says:
Yeah, okay, but would Matty graze animal crackers across your naked stomach while seducing you with his oh-so-convincing Australian accent?
I didn’t think so.
:-P
Beth the Bassist says:
Gotta go with Bourne. Yum.
I made him a latte.
Ben’s kinda…a sellout.
Bethany says:
If I were to base this decision solely on the videos, I’d choose Affleck, because I too am a sucker for celebrity cameos. But all videos aside, my choice is 100% Damon. How do you like THEM apples?
E. Christopher Clark says:
Oh, c’mon! Am I alone in my love for the almighty Affleck? There’s got to me somebody out there who’s with me.
E. Christopher Clark says:
And, Beth, waitaminute! You made Matty a latte?!? I don’t think I knew that.
Beth the Bassist says:
Yeah, he, his wife, his dad, and someone else came in around Thanksgiving to my store. They orded three venti non-fat lattes and a venti non fat peppermint mocha. His wife ordered, and he had a baseball hat pulled over his eyes so I couldn’t tell it was him. He stayed in the back. My co-workerd commented that the woman ordering was pretty, and then we were a little stressed we had to make that much milk (it had been DEAD that day and 4 venti drinks of one type of milk require like three of our little pitchers of milk). Then, once they left, a girl I work with who’d been cleaning the lobby said that we’d just served Matt Damon. So yeah, didn’t notice him. But he drinks venti nonfat lattes. And his wife is pretty (but “real person” pretty, not “Hollywood” pretty)
E. Christopher Clark says:
Well, that’s cool. He seems like a shy down-to-earth kind of guy, so it doesn’t surprise me that he’d hang back and try to stay invisible as much as possible.
Mary Ann says:
I fear I may be alone in the fact that neither one of these boys sparks any kind of “anything” in me…I know a disapointment, but remember the source, this is coming from a girl who thinks Captain Picard is hot and if I remember correctly really wanted to do something naughty to Ms. Jolie in tomb raider…
Toby says:
Definately Matt Damon. What women(or gay man) wouldn’t want to do Jason Bourne. Ben Affleck killed it for me way back when with the “Bennifer” situation with Ms. Lopez. And Matt Damon was in Mystic Pizza, my hometown tourist trap.