Hannah Montana to Open for Nine Inch Nails

by E. Christopher Clark | Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Editor’s Note: In case the date-stamp didn’t make it clear, this article was part of GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.

Last week, Trent Reznor announced that the touring version of his band Nine Inch Nails would reform for a series of North American concerts this summer. What he didn’t announce, Geek Force insiders have learned, is that tweeny-bopper sensation Hannah Montana would be joining the tour as the opening act for select dates.

“The show’s structure will echo that of the NIN-Bowie tour from the early 90s,” writes our insider. “Except it’ll go in reverse. Montana will go on first, then Trent will join her for a song or two—probably singing backup on her new cover of Tori Amos’s “Past the Mission”, from what I hear—and then the whole band will come out and do their thing.”

Our source also reports that a radio show collaborations might be part of the deal. Longtime Nine Inch Nails fanatics will recall that Trent Reznor jammed with tourmate Peter Murphy during a series of stripped-down radio gigs on the last full-scale NIN tour.

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