That’s No Moon, It’s a Log of Meat - A Bacon Explosion Challenge

by Brendan Mahan | Wednesday, March 4, 2009

PHOTO: Bacon Explosion on Flickr by Roger Smith CC BY-NC-ND

When it comes to finding beauty in the wrongness and food, bacon has to be involved.  Let’s be honest, people don’t love bacon because of its health benefits.  You can’t even fake it with turkey bacon.  To that end, I present the “Bacon Explosion!”  Never before has breakfast meat brought such a nightmare of horribleness upon this earth. 

It makes me wonder not only who would come up with something this delightfully evil, but also why someone would choose to follow the instructions and actually make it.  I won’t even entertain the thought that someone has eaten it.  I have to believe that the few people who actually put this in their oven and were able to ward off the gluttonous demons who came pouring out of the Hellmouth that subsequently opened in their kitchen, died of heart attack immediately upon smelling its greasy odor.

What say you, Fellow Fivers?  Are you braver than me?  Willing to take this challenge?  Have you found something even more intense?  Speak unto us that we may know.

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