The New Geek Force Five
by E. Christopher Clark | Monday, March 31, 2008
Editor’s Note: In case the reference to April 1 didn’t make it clear, this article was part of GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.
This is it, folks. This is the moment that you’ve all been waiting for. Starting tomorrow, April 1, 2008, I am going to finally come clean and be honest with all of you. Starting tomorrow, I’m abandoning all pretense, and I’m going to write about the five things that I really geek out about the most: Hannah Montana, Heidi Montag, Ryan Seacrest, Grey’s Anatomy, and Tyra Banks.
The time to get real is now, folks. It’s right fucking now. If you’re reading this via RSS, please do make sure to stop by the site to see the changes we’ve made. I think you’ll really appreciate the refreshing display of honesty on display.
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Comments
Mary Ann says:
Chris you are my HERO!!!! Ryan, Hanna Montana’s fantastic wonderful awesome voice and compelling music… Tyra’s journey and longing to be the next Oprah!! Soooo excited!!
(wait what’s today’s date???)
ChrisClark says:
Why does everyone think this is a joke. I’m, like, totally serious about this.
Beth the Bassist says:
I totally *puffy heart* the pink. So pretty! OMG, I also LOVE Tyra. She’s just so real, and smart. You should totally do a blog rating wine coolers, they’re so yummy. I bet we could play “what flavor wine cooler is _____” with all your new faves.
ChrisClark says:
A blog rating wine coolers… that’s a stroke of fucking genius, that is. There’s a guy out there already doing Wine Library TV, but I could be the guy to do Wine Cooler TV. That really would rock, wouldn’t it?
Thanks, thanks, thanks, Beth!!! I think I’ve found my new calling.
:-)
Bethany says:
I’ve been waiting for this. I could see it in your eyes. You tipped your hand by talking with me about 90210….
Okay, wait, I can’t do this. 90210 is way cooler than The Hills. Or whatever inane MTV show Montag is from. I just can’t betray Donna, David, and Dylan by pretending otherwise.
Thank god April Fool’s only comes once a year. My heart can’t take it!