Comment Moderation is On

Major spoilers for the Lost season finale have been leaked online, and it’s anticipated that the League of Assholes will soon be doing their best to spoil every single person they can, including all of you who do not want to be spoiled. In order to (hopefully) eliminate the chance of them spoiling the season finale for Geek Force Five readers, I am turning on comment moderation for the next week and a half. If your comments are slow to turn up on the site, that’s why. I’ll be personally checking through every comment before it goes live.

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Coming To My Senses

Editor’s Note: This article concludes GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.

Well, I’m here now to admit that one day of blunt honesty was all I could stomach. I’m not sure that I’m ready yet to loudly, proudly, and daily proclaim my love for Hannah Montana, Tyra Banks, and all the rest. As you can see, I’ve undone the site’s temporary metamorphosis and gotten back to the basics (and to the far less eye-raping green hue). Today, it’s back to news and views on Nine Inch Nails and Lost and on all of those other things that I claim to love more than my one true love, Mister Ryan Seacrest.

P.S. If you loved the logo from yesterday, or if you just missed it, click here to relive the magic.

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Easing You Into This

Editor’s Note: In case the date-stamp didn’t make it clear, this article was part of GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.

Because the changeover I announced last night was so sudden, I’m going to ease you all into the new format of GeekForceFive.com by spending the day highlighting stories which involve both members of the new Geek Force and the old Geek Force. Stay tuned. The first story of the day involves my old favorite band, Nine Inch Nails, and my new favorite musical act Hannah Montana.

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The New Geek Force Five

Editor’s Note: In case the reference to April 1 didn’t make it clear, this article was part of GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.

This is it, folks. This is the moment that you’ve all been waiting for. Starting tomorrow, April 1, 2008, I am going to finally come clean and be honest with all of you. Starting tomorrow, I’m abandoning all pretense, and I’m going to write about the five things that I really geek out about the most: Hannah Montana, Heidi Montag, Ryan Seacrest, Grey’s Anatomy, and Tyra Banks.

The time to get real is now, folks. It’s right fucking now. If you’re reading this via RSS, please do make sure to stop by the site to see the changes we’ve made. I think you’ll really appreciate the refreshing display of honesty on display.

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