Iron Man Likes Burger King

A Hamburger Today, my favorite burger blog, has an amusing article about Iron Man’s choice of cheeseburgers. I haven’t seen the film yet, but apparently Tony Stark (the dude in the iron suit) decides that he wants a burger upon his return to the States. This is after the ordeal which resulted in him creating his shellheaded alter ego, so nobody’s going to deny the brother the burger of his choice, right? Well, the travesty, it turns out, is that he chooses Burger King rather than something hipper and tastier like In-N-Out.

Time’s NerdWorld blog has a couple of highly entertaining “deleted scenes” which lampoon Stark’s burger of choice.

What are your top burger choices, Geek Forcers? Do you have an absolute favorite? A top five?

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FiveCast Going Weekly

For the sake of my sanity, I’m scaling back the schedule for the Geek Force FiveCast. I just don’t have time to do five shows a week. Last week, I was home early from work every day and I still barely got them done. And I’ve been stressing out since Monday about how to find the time to get one organized and filmed for this week. They’re fun, and I feel like people are enjoying them (except for that one YouTube troll), but I just can’t allow myself to stress out about something like this. As those who know me know already, I stress out about far too many things as it is.

So, the FiveCast is going weekly. That’s the best I can do, and I hope that you’ll stick around to check it out.

Now, if I had the time to film an episode today, here’s what I’d cover:

• Burger King Ketchup and Fries Flavored Potato Snacks. Oh. my. Jesus. Seriously, when I spotted these things in a vending machine on the Lesley University campus this morning, I thought they’d be an amusingly bad snack and not much more. But these things were amazing! They tasted like french fries. With ketchup on them. But without the mess. Seriously, I don’t know how they did it, but they better keep doing it. This is one snack that simply must not go off the market.
• Syd Field’s Screenwriter’s Workbook. I teach a class on Writing and the Literary Arts, in case you didn’t know. This week, I’ve been having the kids watch Wonder Boys as part of my segment on drama. We’ve been discussing the structure of drama versus the structure of short and long fiction, and I’ve been referencing Syd Field. After class this morning, while one of my students made up the mid-term exam (she’d been very sick on the day of the test), I was paging through The Screenwriter’s Workbook when I got to thinking about how the structure paradigm that Field uses to help his students breakdown their screenplays into manageable chunks could also be used, with a bit of tweaking, to help people (me, for instance) write novels. It was a very exciting realization, something that I’ve totally been geeking out about all day.
• Human Mario. The image I’ve included above was among the pile of stories waiting for me in my RSS reader on Monday/Tuesday, after a long weekend away from the Interweb. And, my goodness, it’s disturbing. Dontchu think? Geekologie has more.
• Pix from Zack and Miri Make a Porno. News Askew has been posting some still photos from Kevin Smith’s next film, Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Check them out here and here.
• Bible Fight. Oh, and then there’s Bible Fight, a game I found out about through Geekologie. The gist of it: It’s a Bible-themed fighting game where you can pit Jesus against Mary as easily as you can pit Jesus against Satan. If I believed in hell, then I’m sure that’s where I’d be going for having such fun this.

So, yeah, that’s your text-based FiveCast for the day. A real, live video FiveCast should be coming at you later this week.

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Donut as Hamburger Bun? A Stroke of Genius, says I

I think I may have to kick someone out of my Geek Force Five in order to make room for the one food that I am absolutely geeky about: the hamburger. I came across Hamburger Today this morning (via Metafilter) and I think I’m in love. It’s a blog dedicated to the discussion of hamburgers. How have I missed out on this until now?

The photo that I’m including here, of Paula Deen’s donut-as-bun Lady’s Brunch Burger, is something that I want to go out and eat right now. The hell with my diet! This thing’s got a hamburger, a fried egg, a couple slices of bacon, and it’s served on a glazed donut?!? What’s not to love?

What do you think, Geek-Forcers? Who should I kick out of the club to make way for the Hamburglar?

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