Dr. McDreamy to guest star on LOST

Editor’s Note: In case the date-stamp didn’t make it clear, this article was part of GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.

Anonymous, inside sources at ABC have confirmed for Geek Force Five that Dr. McDreamy himself, Patrick Dempsey, will guest star on the hit show Lost when it returns on April 24 to finish out its fourth season.

“Dempsey will play the same character he plays on Grey’s Anatomy,” writes our insider. “When Jack Shephard leaves the island as part of the Oceanic Six, Derek Shepherd (Jack’s long-lost brother?!?) will be deposited onto the beach of Lost’s island by the so-called ‘magic box’.”

His first flashback will reportedly center on a summer during his undergraduate days when, during the course of performing his duties as a pizza delivery boy, he provided “special services” to female customers who ordered pies with extra anchovies. If he survives the blockbuster season finale, a follow-up episode in the fifth season would focus on an incident from his high school career. Apparently, back then, he was the one paying for “special services”, having used money that he’d set aside for a telescope to buy the affections of a nubile classmate who’d accidentally spilled wine on her mother’s priceless suede jacket.

“If you loved Nikki and Paulo, you’re going to love him,” writes our source.

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The New Geek Force Five

Editor’s Note: In case the reference to April 1 didn’t make it clear, this article was part of GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.

This is it, folks. This is the moment that you’ve all been waiting for. Starting tomorrow, April 1, 2008, I am going to finally come clean and be honest with all of you. Starting tomorrow, I’m abandoning all pretense, and I’m going to write about the five things that I really geek out about the most: Hannah Montana, Heidi Montag, Ryan Seacrest, Grey’s Anatomy, and Tyra Banks.

The time to get real is now, folks. It’s right fucking now. If you’re reading this via RSS, please do make sure to stop by the site to see the changes we’ve made. I think you’ll really appreciate the refreshing display of honesty on display.

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