Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 to Focus on Wars Both Secret and Civil

I’ve never been very good at video games, and have therefore never been obsessed with owning any particular video game system. But, every once in a while, a game comes along that makes me wish my wife hadn’t put a ban on consoles in our home. Marvel Ultimate Alliance was one of those games when it came out in 2006. But, to this day, I’ve never had a chance to play it. Oh well, I say. Some day.

Now comes news that a 2009 sequel to the game will focus on Marvel’s recent history, from Secret War, which I haven’t read, to Civil War, which was one of my favorite stories in recent years.

If it comes out for Mac or PC (I can always use Boot Camp on my iMac, if I have to), I’m psyched. But we’ll see how that works out. Neither the Mac nor the Windows logo show up at the end of the E3 teaser.

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Iron Man Likes Burger King

A Hamburger Today, my favorite burger blog, has an amusing article about Iron Man’s choice of cheeseburgers. I haven’t seen the film yet, but apparently Tony Stark (the dude in the iron suit) decides that he wants a burger upon his return to the States. This is after the ordeal which resulted in him creating his shellheaded alter ego, so nobody’s going to deny the brother the burger of his choice, right? Well, the travesty, it turns out, is that he chooses Burger King rather than something hipper and tastier like In-N-Out.

Time’s NerdWorld blog has a couple of highly entertaining “deleted scenes” which lampoon Stark’s burger of choice.

What are your top burger choices, Geek Forcers? Do you have an absolute favorite? A top five?

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Finding Love Through the Letters Page

Illustrator, writer, and cartoonist Jeremy W. Eaton tells the story of how The Incredible Hulk almost got him laid. Basically, a letter he wrote to the letters page of The Incredible Hulk was published in June 1977 and a Jamaican girl named Wendy Wilson got in touch with him because of it. “Remember m, remember e,” Wendy wrote to Mr. Eaton, “put them together and remember me.”

Oh, he was definitely gittin’ him summa dat. For realz! But, you know what? He never responded to the letter.

We comic book geeks… nobody ever accused us of being good with the ladies. Know what I’m saying?

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Explaining the Obsession With Marvel Comics

I’m not just obsessed with comic books; I’m actually kind of addicted to them.

I’ve never smoked a cigarette, I’ve never done any kind of drug that wasn’t prescribed by my doctor, and I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been drunk. I don’t drink coffee, and I have only a mild problem with sweets. But when it comes to the latest adventures of Spider-Man and the X-Men, I’ve just can’t help myself.

I’ve been collecting comic books since I was twelve or thirteen years old. During the height of my addiction, in the midst of the speculator’s boom of the early 1990s, I was literally spending my entire weekly paycheck on comics. When I worked at the local comic book store for spell, they actually paid me in comics. There were a few years there where I was guaranteed to find a stack of books in a package under the Christmas tree. And though I’m down to four or five books a month now, I still have seven or eight long boxes sitting in my closet.

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The seeds of the obsession were planted early on. Years before I started collecting, I was aware of the characters. Spider-Man was on The Electric Company, and had his own Saturday morning cartoon (Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, which also featured the red-headed heroine Firestar, whose flaming tresses would spark another long-term obsession of mine). The Incredible Hulk was in syndication, and was one of the most awesome television programs on the dial. And down at the Children’s House of the Chelmsford Public Library, there was a collection of colorful hardbound books which gave basic overviews of each of Marvel’s heavy hitters.

I was a melancholy kid with only a few fairweather friends, and so, like so many melancholy kids before me (and so many since), I sought escape anywhere I could find it. Before comic books, I had been all about the Transformers (in fact, some of the earliest books I bought were issues of the Transformers series that Marvel put out), and before the Transformers, I had been all about Star Wars. But there were only three Star Wars flicks, and only a few dozen episodes of the Transformers cartoon. The Marvel Universe, once I found it, was far more immersive. It had been around for nearly thirty years at that point. It was the kind of place you could really get lost in, and that’s exactly what I wanted to do: get lost.

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I still read comic books at thirty years old because they still provide me with an escape, and because life is stressful enough that escape is something I positively crave. I may get frustrated with Marvel’s inability to let their characters grow (they just un-married Spider-Man by having him make a deal with the devil to save his aunt’s life) but, in the end, I’ll take what they give me because they manufacture my drug of choice.

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Alex Ross Paints the Uncanny X-Men

Continuing with the comics news, Comic Book Resources has posted a brief piece on Uncanny X-Men #500 and the alternate cover that’s been provided by one of my favorite artists of all time, Alex Ross. In addition to some tid-bits on where the story of the X-Men is going this summer, the article provides Ross’s thoughts on the ever-changing costumes of Marvel’s merry band of mutants. Good stuff.

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