Heidi Montag to Star in New Marvel Comic: THE INCREDIBLE IMPLANTS

Editor’s Note: In case the date-stamp didn’t make it clear, this article was part of GF5’s April Fool’s Day Joke for 2008.

Insiders at Marvel Comics tell us that reality television celebrity and twenty-something musical genius Heidi Montag will continue her quest for world domination by starring in an upcoming comic book entitled The Incredible Implants.

“Joey Q, (Joe Quesada, Marvel’s editor-in-chief), couldn’t be more excited about this idea,” writes our inside source. “He’s running around the office telling people that this has never been done, that Montag’s character is going to be the biggest thing since Dazzler, and certainly a bigger hit than the Jenna Jameson-inspired Shadow Hunter that Virgin Comics is putting out.”

Montag’s superpowers will apparently be derived from her breast implants. They will apparently be laced with adamantium, the same indestructible metal which is bonded to popular Marvel hero Wolverine’s skeleton, and will also, apparently, be bombarded by gamma radiation, the same energy source which brought the Incredible Hulk to life.

“Her boobs are going to act as both armor-plating and as projectile energy weapons,” says our man inside. “This one is going to be a real winner.”

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